"Former federal ministers were at the airport to receive the former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif but none of the incumbent ministers were there."
"Former to former, hunh!"
"Don't minimize Nawaz Sharif's relevance in our politics, and yes Parveen M Rashid (PMR) was at the airport and reportedly stated that..."
"Hey, get that dratted key board sorted out - it's Parvez and not Parveen and what's with the M as the middle name?"
"Remember his comment on the English county Middlesex which he took kind of literally and his statement that Muslims would have reservations in saying the name of the county out loud..."
"There are some who are born with both male and female parts - I said born and not those who undergo surgery - and last I heard that's not the fault of the baby - so could someone send him to a sensitivity training course!"
"He is under training with Maryam Nawaz."
"Maryam is training him to be more assertive, you know to be more pungent in his attacks on the institutions and the Khan and his Zadehs and Zardari sahib and the Zardis, not to sensitize him on other matters."
"Speaking of pungent attacks the Goat seems to have backed off and the main, main, main (a goat's refrain in Urdu) Khawaja Asif has abandoned his vicious attacks against domestic opposition members and has also not been attending high level party meetings. He is also defending the foreign policy in parliament and I ask you will wonders' never cease!"
"Wonders will cease as soon as he has some more time on his hands or his party leader Nawaz Sharif directs him to take someone on..."
"You reckon it's not the portfolio of Foreign Minister that is keeping him too busy to go around being abusive to leaders of the Opposition! I mean are you saying he had time on his hands when he was the Minister for Water and Power at a time when the country was reeling from more than half a day's load shedding as well as Minister for Defence with the establishment not overly fond of him?"
"Yes and yes. Now with the foreign ministry he is strutting around the world and is too jet lagged to attack anyone verbally..."
"Hmm, so the difference between now and before is jet lag?"
"Indeed."
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